Okay, now that I've said that out loud, it does sound weird.' In the Pegs mini-game in TMP 2, the host might introduce it with 'It's time for some pegging!.One of the cups in the sequel is the kind used for urine samples. The game Chalices involves picking a cup that might be poisoned.You uhh, have a great game! (Shuts the door and turns the voice filter back on) Whoa, did you guys just see that guy.totally leave the room? H-He uh, left the room for sure, yeah, what's with that guy? Man, that was weird, huh? That w- What was his deal? That was strange.' (Schmitty in the distance fakes leaving the room) I'm gonna.take off here. (Awkwardly chuckles) What are you doing here? I just walked in.to-in this place here, that I. Schmitty: 'Alright, let's take another look at that score-scorebo- Is my voice filter off? Oh.boy. (Bangs on the voice changer) Get back, go back on! I can't get it back on! Can anybody hear m- Oh no, this is bad! This is bad! (Turns something to turn the filter back on as the voice slowly changes back) I'm going to go to jail for a long, long time! Erm, none of this is real! You're all having a dream right now~ Yeah, good cover-up, Schmitty- God, dang it!' Schmitty: 'Alright, let's take another look at those scores- W-Oh, is my voice filter off? Oh my god, my voice filter's-I can't. Let's just pretend we did not just hear my normal speaking voice.' (Cookie adjusts the voice filter to turn it back on) I'm sure no one will notice. Is the voice filter off? *Sigh* Are you freaking kidding me? Hello?! How did my voice filter turn off?! It's not good! Not good at all! Well, now I just sound like Cookie again. Umm, let's just pretend we did not just hear my normal, sexy speaking voice.'Д¬ookie Masterson: 'And taking a look at that scoreboard again. Oh no, oh no no no no no! (He adjusts the filter to get it working again) Okay, okay. Guesspionage Host: 'And let's take a look at that scoreboard-Oh. Umm, let's just pretend we did not just hear my normal, sexy speaking voice.'

*Gasp* Oh god, my voice filter is off! (Spencer adjusts the filter to fix it) Okay, okay.

Spencer Ham: 'And let's take a look at the scores. 'Well, I do love the sound of crickets, but not this much. Don't expect to hear from me again, until the next time you want to play Quiplash! Bye!' You won't have Josh 'Schmitty' Schmitstinstein to kick around anymore. 'Okay, I can take a hint, I know when I'm not wanted. And sometimes, love means having to say goodbye. Even if you've done this to me, I still love you. 'Mmm.That's interesting, very minimalist, I like it. 'Well, this has been fascinating, what with the silence and all, but uhh, I've gotta wash my hair. 'Okaaay, I guess nobody wants to play anymore.

Guess I'll go to the bathroom and cry again. 'Well, I haven't felt this ignored since my wedding night. I haven't told anyone offically yet, but it feels good to get it off my chest. Well, since nobody's listening, I'll say it: I'm moving to Denver. 'Hello? (taps microphone) Is this thing on? Must not be on. Come back when you're ready to take this irreverent party game seriously'. 'Alright look, if I wanted a game with no players, I'd go back to hosting my Church Bingo Night.

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